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Those are my boobs. Well, really, those are my boobs, waggly underarm, and possibly even a bit of skin from my stomach. That was also the one day in my life where I had cleavage, so I'll be damned if I don't share it with as many people as possible.

I'm not a consistent updater. And when I do update, I can be pedantic. But I will use big words to keep you on your toes! Also, very nearly all of my older posts are friends-locked. To be fully honest, I joined LJ as a way to read the posts by my (super awesome) friend Rachel (if you want her LJ address, you'll have to ask. But trust me when I say this - she will be one of the coolest people you've ever "met").

I work in a semi-hippie private school in Maryland and I'm working towards a Masters in Counseling in the evenings. That latter fact is a reason I will be most more frequently than in the past, as there are so many things to share and, oh yeah, I'm required to keep a journal for some of my classes. Opportunistic? Probably. No, definitely. I can get CAPS-happy when angry, frustrated, excited, silly, breathing, sneezing, blinking, and so on. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

I've reached a point in my life where I've stopped caviating everything with, "No offense." I know I don't mean offense, and if you can't see that I'm not serious/joking, then I feel badly for you. I'm tired of neutering myself. I am trying to be more conscious of what I say, but at the end of the day (which is when I'm writing this missive!) I'm blunt, honest, and a bit crass.

Add me. Everybody's doing it.

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